parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know

whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Me: ur on tumblr?
Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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